Weird World p.26

This woman’s takedown of a troublesome pest trying to send her explicit pictures was simply magnificent

The unexpected payoff to this ‘ultimate lunch with the FT’ column is a proper jaw-dropper

This warning of the feral youth threat on Waitrose may have achieved peak Telegraph – 23 luxury organic takedowns

This ‘shepherd’s pie in a pint glass’ is bad enough, but it was the thing in the background that really got people talking

This bizarre looking gadget to ‘wash your dog’s paws’ got everyone – literally everyone – thinking the same thing

This tip on ‘sexually complimenting women without being creepy’ is the most wrong-headed thing you’ll see this year

This Jeremy Vine tale of a couple of giraffes in a safari park is already an eye-opener … and then comes the payoff

This hilarious tale of a cut-price Vinted delivery gone horribly wrong is a proper stinker

These football fans arguing what ‘top half’ means is a great example of the awfulness of arguing with stupid people

This pair of food bank users had nothing but high praise for the Tories – 14 gobsmacked reactions

This bride and groom’s fight remains one of the funniest wedding stories ever – and the grossest

‘If you ever need a little confidence boost just remember you can always play rock paper scissors with ChatGPT’

This secondhand car ad for a 1999 Toyota Corolla is an all-time hall of famer

This fabulously unfortunate local newspaper typo goes straight into the hall of fame

Lee Anderson is worried his full English will be cancelled and this comeback beat all-comers