Donald Trump said garden sprinklers would have stopped the devastating California wild fires and ended up savagely burned – 15 sizzling smackdowns

A Republican senator warned that eating foreign shrimp could turn you into the ‘chestburster’ from Alien – 17 of the most acidic and on-point takedowns

Rob Schneider thanked God for ending vaccine mandates in Florida and got roasted so bad it’s painful

Nigel Farage fell over himself not to comment on the Epstein Files and ended up gloriously owning himself

People were asked to share images to show just how long they’ve been on the internet and these 23 are like stepping into a dial-up Time Machine

Nigel Farage was asked why he was in the US and not at PMQs and his furious response tells you all you need to know about the man

‘Was the UK in the 90s genuinely more fun and united, or are we just getting old?’ 15 reflections on the decade of Cool Britannia

‘What is the biggest waste of money that people still defend?’ – 17 expenses people somehow stand by

Isabel Oakeshott criticised Angela Rayner for ‘deliberately’ avoiding tax and people said it was the very definition of ‘a bit rich’

Nigel Farage said he didn’t have time for any more questions from Congress and the American politician who brutally owned him had the magnificent final word

Fox News says harping on Donald Trump’s erratic behavior and appearance is ‘ageism’ and Twitter’s irony police came swarming to the scene of the crime

Hugh Bonneville was asked about Downton Abbey but wanted to talk Gaza instead and the reporter’s face is an absolute picture

People have been sharing the moments they thought ‘Oh god, I’m so old!’ – 23 traumatic times people felt time’s winged chariot hurrying near

Give this congressman who magnificently owned Nigel Farage over his two-tier ‘free speech’ the rest of the week off

‘What’s a UK job that pays well but most wouldn’t realise?’ – 21 career tips to either inspire you or have you kicking yourself you didn’t think of it sooner

This American politician utterly destroyed ‘Putin-loving free speech imposter’ Nigel Farage to his face and Brits all said the same thing

A retailer used an image of Luigi Mangione to model its autumn fashion line and it’s the sternest test ever of ‘no publicity is bad publicity’

Donald Trump said America is a ‘third world country’ without his tariffs – 17 responses that prove the President’s logic is straight out of a comedy sketch