england

People were asked to ‘name something England does better than any country’, and not all the responses came straight from the Patriot’s Handbook – 17 favourites

A troll claimed this picture of an Audi-driving flag shagger was ‘AI at its lefty worst’ and was schooled to the moon and back

A ‘patriot’ complained she can’t stay in a hotel in her hometown because of migrants and everyone asked the same question

Someone has made a painting of Paddington Bear attaching an England flag to a lamppost, and people were quick to point out the obvious

A ‘British patriot’ was desperate for this policeman to shake his hand and ended up furiously spitting feathers – 13 funniest and totally on-point responses

People really can’t agree on this map showing where the North of England begins

This guide to ‘decoding English place names’ is a truly fascinating journey through history

This old Soccer AM clip shows how far attitudes to women’s football have come (and the comments how far they still have to go)

This comedian’s old gag about immigration and integration in Britain is as relevant today as ever

This Yorkshirewoman’s speech about being proudly working class and anti-racist is just the thing you need to hear this week

A protestor pining for the days of ‘old England’ was asked what their country had lost and his answer was a proper humdinger

This brickie helping to rebuild a Southport mosque has wise advice for rioting thugs

Ivan Toney hilariously memed his own no-look penalty – and hit the back of the net again

This writer’s A+ wordplay perfectly describes England’s dismal performance against Denmark (wait for the payoff!)

An appeal for pictures of the ‘real England that luckily still exists’ prompted these hilariously British responses