Marco Rubio compared the Ultimate Fighting Championship to the moon landing and was owned into outer space and back
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Marco Rubio claimed the White House UFC event is a gift to the American people, and the American people had questions – 21 ‘no thank you’ notes
Marco Rubio avoided answering a question about the 2020 election in the most embarrassing way possible – 15 clap backs that fit just right
Marco Rubio told Congress he hadn’t seen Trump sleeping, and Ted Lieu presented proof he was lying right to his face – 18 cheers to the rafters
Marco Rubio said Trump’s war in Iran was totally over and was fact checked til he farted – 15 on-target takedowns
Marco Rubio wore a very specific sweatsuit for his flight to China and got roasted to a crisp in the comments – 15 finely tailored takedowns
Marco Rubio outlined exactly what Trump wanted to end his war on Iran and are you going to tell him or are we?
Marco Rubio gave Pope Leo a crystal football, and everybody wondered what in the gift-shop tat he was thinking – 18 favourite funny responses
Marco Rubio tried to explain why Iranian politics are a mess and walked strait into a self-own for the ages
Donald Trump and Marco Rubio went to a UFC fight while the Iran ceasefire talks collapsed, just so you know where their real priorities lie
Marco Rubio trolled Iran for spending money on bombs not people and it totally blew up in his face – 17 explosive comebacks
Marco Rubio wore ill-fitting shoes that Trump had given him, and Derek Guy’s subtle burn said it all without actual words
People reckon Trump is already looking for someone to blame the war on Iraq on – 17 brutally on-point responses
Donald Trump said he’s going to attack Cuba next and there’s a new dictionary definition of hiding in plain sight
Marco Rubio’s rapid reverse ferret why America invaded Iran surely wasn’t fooling anyone – 14 weapons grade smackdowns