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Camilla Tominey’s ‘won’t somebody think of the middle-class Right-wingers’ plea had everyone rushing to their tiny violins – 19 responses completely devoid of sympathy

‘Should we ban the unemployed from voting?’ might be the most Telegraph thing that’s ever happened – 16 spoiled ballots

Boomers wrote to the ‘Telegraph’ saying they can hear their adult children having sex with people since they moved back in, and there’s very little sympathy for their plight

A Telegraph writer shared why her dream move to Italy was ‘just too frustrating to bear’ and it had the entire internet hollering into next week

The correction to this Daily Telegraph ‘private school fees’ story just gets better and better and it’s an absolute belter

What the Dickens?! The Telegraph have published an article entitled ‘In Defence of Child Labour’ and it’s beyond self-parody

Piers Morgan’s wife Celia Walden wrote this about him and achieved the impossible – made people feel sorry for Piers Morgan

A couple on £225k told the Telegraph they paid too much tax to have children and these 17 A++ responses all come tax free

It’s only January, but we’ve already reached peak-Telegraph with this article accusing Labour of damaging high-end cars with ‘socialist speed bumps’

The Telegraph complained that the BBC had ‘consigned male sports presenters to history’ and this magnificent comeback beat all-comers

The Telegraph’s sob story about a family having to cut down on their five holidays to pay school fees turned out to be fake – must do better

This Telegraph couple complaining they’d been ‘hung out to dry’ by Rachel Reeves’ budget had people hollering into next week

A Telegraph writer wailed at Thomas Tuchel’s England appointment and was eaten by his own words

Break out the tiny violins for this Telegraph columnist’s millionaire friends who are all leaving the UK

The Telegraph warned that ‘Labour is coming after all that gives us pleasure’ and got hilariously owned – 24 favourites