Great British Bake Off Fans Now Just Staring Into Stranger’s Kitchens

Reality News: Desperate fans of the Great British Bake Off have been reduced to staring into stranger’s kitchens in order to get their baking fix.

“The last series of the show was riveting, must see TV,” said one fan undergoing severe withdrawal symptoms.

“How else am I meant to get that same baking buzz now that its finished? None of my neighbours can make a decent fucking pie.”

Some fans have reportedly taken to waiting outside of cookery shops and following home anyone they see buying a cake tin, in the hope of a glimpse of baking – no matter how amateur. Some lucky fans have found more convenient ways.

“There’s one lady a few streets away from me who bakes all the time, which is great,” said another huge GBBO fan.

“But its only a matter of time before she spots me crouching in her garden behind a lavender bush. I know only too well that people don’t bake well when they’re scared.”