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Some monster has put up a ransom note for a missing toy monkey

Poke Staff. Updated June 3rd, 2015

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A child who lost her favourite toy monkey got her parents to put up a ‘missing’ poster near Clissold Park in Hackney, London recently – only for someone to reply with a ransom note demanding bananas.

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