Man known for cooking fish in office microwave mysteriously found dead

The workers, from a small advertising agency based in an industrial estate outside Doncaster, say they are ‘stunned’ at the murder and ‘have absolutely no idea’ who could have committed it.

“He was a normal guy,” said one person, struggling to hold back either tears or laughter.

“Every lunchtime he would go over to the office microwave and cook his fish and broccoli. It’s a smell that will play in my memories forever.”

“It’s hard to think of any reason why someone, or possibly a large conspiracy of people, would commit such a crime,” said another.

“I could speculate and suggest that the constant lingering smell of microwaved salmon flesh and broccoli caused an entire office of people to plot his brutal death by repeated stabbing with fish forks, but that would just be a random guess.”