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Leaked memo gives a hint of tonight’s Rio Olympic Games opening ceremony

Poke Staff. Updated August 4th, 2016

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The opening ceremony of the 2016 Olympics will be held in the Maracanã Stadium in Rio de Janeiro tonight – and according to this leaked internal memo we’re in for a treat!

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