Stop what you are doing RIGHT NOW and come and play with Microsoft’s hilarious new photoshopping bot

Microsoft – bless their clever socks – have made a bot that you can put questions to and it’ll spit out images.

Yep. All your shitty photoshop needs are answered within seconds. Wow.

This how is how to work it:

1. Go to https://www.projectmurphy.net/

2. Talk to bot via Facebook link (well you can try Skype and stuff but we didn’t try that)

3. Ask a question:

4. Wait for the answer….

Frankly it’s been a most fun afternoon pissing about with this. Here’s seven of the stupid things we’ve made it spit out:

1. Nigel Farage looking like he’s dressed up as someone from Monty Python’s Life As Brian for a terrible stag do

2. A pretty good attempt at adding Cameron to Duran Duran. No Tories Us…

3. Kill it WITH FIRE! (Sorry Kate)

4. Took us a moment but yep he is there!

5. It can even add wigs

6. And hats

7. OH GOD MAKE IT STOP – TAKE THIS BOT OFF US

No one needs bots to make politicians sweaty.

Anyway – what are you doing still reading this? Get over to https://www.projectmurphy.net/ now and have some fun.

And we’re warning you: do not ask it “What if David Cameron was generally hairy?”

And certainly don’t ask it, “What if David Cameron was wearing thigh-highs?”

NOPE.

Source: https://twitter.com/robmanuel/status/761536134149201920