Seems like the cheesemonger got a bit carried away writing this description
The world of cheese is as rich and complex as a good Roquefort, so descriptions are always useful. This one though is a bit too descriptive…
You know what?
*backs away*
I don't actually need any cheese.
*backs away* pic.twitter.com/DVR44znIxY— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 7, 2016