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The Amazon reviews for the world’s biggest and most complicated Swiss army knife don’t disappoint

Poke Staff. Updated November 14th, 2016

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The ridiculously huge Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife has a mere 87 implements, 141 functions and weighs just 7 pounds. Needless to say, over the years it’s racked up a number of piss-taking reviews.

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