This is the kind of case lawyers dream of
Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other.
I went to law school for this.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 15, 2016
Responses to this tweet offered more proof that divorcing couples focus on the really important things…
@Parkerlawyer @CulturedRuffian I once has a divorce settlement turn on who got the children's Peter Rabbit clock! !
— Martin David Sewell (@martindsewell) October 9, 2016
.@Parkerlawyer @VanityKan nothing beats this divorced couple splitting the beanie babies. pic.twitter.com/wK9e7lnrlK
— PA Remy 18inch (@MorgBGreat) November 15, 2016
@Parkerlawyer I once waited in court for judge to award Texas-shaped ice cube trays. No lie. One of many reasons I've been married 43 years.
— Lovey (@GrahamGreenery) September 24, 2016
@Parkerlawyer @TheBoydP Top this: Once worked on case where 'Colour of Hair' was a 3 yr dispute on child's passport application — parents didn't agree on that!
— Archivist1000 (@Archivist1000) November 2, 2016