‘This advent calendar is shit. There’s no chocolate and it just makes me cry all the time’

Normal Bates. Updated December 5th, 2019

Superb gag that’s done over 180k(!) retweets and likes.

This advent calendar is shit. There's no chocolate and it just makes me cry all the time. pic.twitter.com/iZDYRl20Qt

— Katie Storey (@KEStorey) December 15, 2016

BONUS

And because it’s the first of December …

Day 1 of my #AdventCalendar pic.twitter.com/9xwp2So5hy

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 1, 2017

I never get an advent calendar; I always make a real-life version at home by just opening a different cupboard every day. Today's treat: Cillit Bang

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) December 1, 2017

Source: Twitter/@KEStorey