The Duck Tales theme song, with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones ranting about chemtrails

Permanently furious conspiracy theorist Alex Jones (not the One Show Host) thinks Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl performance was a satanic ritual, the government sprays chemicals into the atmosphere for “genocide and population reduction,” and that Beyoncé is a CIA operative.

So here’s a version of the Duck Tales theme song, with some added ranting from Jones.

i started singing 'chemtrails' in the tune to the ducktales theme a half hour ago so i just had to make this real quick: pic.twitter.com/Gmf83VpsyA

— ۟ (@hateshaliek) February 7, 2017

And here’s a musical remix of him on another rant, this time about goblins.

And here he is shouting “never!” for an hour.

Hopefully that’s enough Alex Jones for today.