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Some important advice for any aspiring James Bond types

If you happen to find yourself staying in Moscow and fancy yourself as an aspiring secret agent – take note.

A version of the story appeared online in 1995. But apparently it happened, in so far as people said they’d heard of it before.

The 2006 Canadian documentary-style miniseries Canada Russia ’72 does feature a chandelier-crashing scene, but the scenario also sounds familiar if you’re an Only Fools And Horses fan.