This page about geese may have been written by a goose
did…did a goose write this. pic.twitter.com/mD16GysAMC
— Rosaleen (@olenskae) March 19, 2017
Further pro-goose propa-gander.
geese reward you by being great characters. well done pic.twitter.com/i099fSAc6w
— Rosaleen (@olenskae) March 19, 2017
Sure, “most are docile”. Thankfully some people were not afraid to speak the truth about this honking threat.
@olenskae @Popehat One of my friends as a child had a goose called Thomasina. We were not allowed in the yard if Thomasina was out.
— SaucissonSec (@saucissonsec) March 19, 2017
@olenskae @Jaradel_ My aunt's geese used to chase me around her yard and bite my butt, this is PROPAGANDA.
— Natalie (@nellanndee) March 19, 2017
@olenskae @mskvarla36 Add in "will poop everywhere" and "are quite mean" and "even gorillas rightfully fear them" pic.twitter.com/UrS1cmicnt
— BlindSquirrel (@FindsANut) March 20, 2017
The be fair, it’s not like ducks are that much better – they like a pint and a fight.