There’s a washing-up liquid thief in parliament and staff are writing bad poetry to shame them

“It is my pleasure – no, my privilege – to announce that the passive aggressive kitchen notes war has started again in Parliament” writes Buzzfeed political reporter @Youngvulgarian over on Twitter.

Poem 1:

Poem 2:

And this rather good joke:

Passive-aggressive parliamentarians, who would have thought it?

Source: Twitter/@youngvulgarian