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Your 2017 General Election night schedule

Poke Staff. Updated June 8th, 2017

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Are you planning to follow all the fun of the General Election results but aren’t sure about the timetable? Fear not, here’s a comprehensive guide involving plenty of emotions, alcohol and Wotsits.

By Nathaniel Tapley

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