It’s Friday, so here’s an absolutely awful poem about going to Wetherspoon’s

Seth Jacobson writes “This is literally the worst poem ever written” – which may seem a bit harsh. It’s certainly the worst poem to have ever featured in Wetherspoon News magazine.

https://twitter.com/sethdjacobson/status/888045303844261888

And what was Tim’s reply all about?

And Tim's reply is a thing of beauty. Thank you for your poem. My favourite poem is by Gerard Manley Hopkins so, you know, BOOM.

— Tom Hamilton (@thhamilton) July 20, 2017

NOTE TO PA: Find me a slightly obscure but good poet to quote

— Seth Jacobson (@sethdjacobson) July 20, 2017

“Wetherspoon” does have some competition though.

There's a lot of competition. I'll spare you "Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", but here's "The Stuttering Lover" pic.twitter.com/ZIrnvLjRbS

— Tony Allen-Mills (@TAMinUK) July 20, 2017