Mark Zuckerberg appeared before Congress and here are the only 16 responses you need

9.

Oh please.
This clip is excruciating.
You forgot the 7 Ps: Prior Planning & Preparation Prevent Piss-Poor Performance. https://t.co/Mpl3IbX7UP https://t.co/Knyxll2BhV

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 10, 2018

10.

He looks like a man who’s stolen hundreds of knickers off local washing lines and, deep down, is relieved to have been caught. It’s over. pic.twitter.com/Or6j0AO2oR

— Ben Machell (@ben_machell) April 10, 2018

11.

Zuckerberg: “Actually, Facebook’s nothing to do with me. It’s those brothers who came up with it, the ones from The Social Network. You need to ask them.”

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) April 10, 2018

12.

Imagine the #ZUCKERBURG hearing was in Glasgow#ZUCKERBURG #janeygodleyvoiceover pic.twitter.com/h24AAtIXD9

— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) April 10, 2018

13.

*Zuckerberg sits in front of congress*
"Mr Zuckerberg, we have several very serious questions and we demand answers"
"I have printed out all of your Internet histories"
"This meeting is over"

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) April 10, 2018

14.

When you log in to Facebook without closing down your privacy settings pic.twitter.com/kTF2MGnZXR

— Alistair McConnell (@ali_mcconnell) April 10, 2018

15.

this is peak "me as a student going home from a night out and realising everyone else on the bus is on their way to work" pic.twitter.com/uPP8dWlYq3

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) April 10, 2018

16.

"Whack-a-berg." by S4RK – just FP'd: https://t.co/cj131m2Tvv pic.twitter.com/ofl3fWoVbV

— b3ta (@b3ta) April 10, 2018