Jan Moir trolled Madonna at 60 and these are the only 9 replies you need
Here’s the Daily Mail’s Jan Moir giving her considered verdict on Madonna on the occasion of her 60th birthday.

And these 9 responses are far more satisfying than anything Moir or the Daily Mail has to say.
1.
Never stop pissing off the curtain-twitchers, Madonna pic.twitter.com/DUJ9XUXSwN
— Alex Needham (@alexneedham74) August 1, 2018
2.
They seem to have accidentally printed ‘By’ instead of ‘It’s’. pic.twitter.com/lLUG1jFwQA
— Daniel Maier (@danielmaier) August 1, 2018
3.
https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/1024658814803615745
4.
right, Ive got two years to try and think up something that is more attention seeking than Madge at 60, Im thinking.. one tit out and covered in custard, i hope to be seeking attention ti I die https://t.co/nAoP6Cx1R2
— Jenny Eclair (@jennyeclair) August 1, 2018
5.
When your “desperate attention-seeking” gets you 2 Golden Globes, 7 Grammys and $590 million, I think probably continuing with it is a smart move, no? https://t.co/0n9o2phtll
— Viv Groskop (@VivGroskop) August 1, 2018
6.
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1024633193448841216
7.
Just going to assume 60 year old Jan Moir is writing a personal essay reflecting on what we all make of her career but also meanwhile HEY MADONNA! 💓 https://t.co/2Rws9yZ4od
— Nosheen Iqbal (@NosheenIqbal) August 1, 2018
8.
Is Jan Moir only 60? https://t.co/tUFCNSRxUR
— Ed Gleave (@EdHotTV) August 1, 2018
9.
You can read the whole piece here (there’s no need, honestly) but there’s an interesting difference between the paper edition and the online version. Second thoughts?
POSITION: The difference between print and web opinions… pic.twitter.com/GViGlzPVbI
— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) August 1, 2018
