19 things that definitely aren’t Prince George’s latest obsession

Prince George, the 5-year-old son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, is often in the news for very important reasons – which school he goes to, what he did in church at Christmas, where his school shoes came from – all that stuff. He was recently the subject of an article about a new interest he’s developed, which is dinosaurs – a perfectly regular interest for a little kid.

The headline left out what his new obsession was, leaving an opening for half of Twitter to suggest what it might be. These are our 19 favourites.

1.

"If Barbie Girl is living exclusively in a Barbie World, then can she be truly self-aware of other modes of existence? Can she perceive what it means to be not-Barbie?" https://t.co/Xz1K2wcHcf

— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) September 19, 2018

2.

The urgent necessity for a sweeping redistribution of wealth and power from the few to the many? https://t.co/gShDo79Bib

— Evolve Politics (@evolvepolitics) September 20, 2018

3.

https://twitter.com/SimonNRicketts/status/1042417189737914369

4.

I really hope it's republicanism. https://t.co/PWhJClzlYj

— Andrew Smith (@andrew_graeme) September 19, 2018

5.

"Grace Kelly stole Judy Garland's Oscar," the five-year-old says. https://t.co/rWE5znpBqb

— John Robert Allman (@Johnny_Allman) September 19, 2018

6.

https://twitter.com/bertieglbrt/status/1042476712217530368

7.

You guessed it: the 2016 Democratic Party primary. https://t.co/X8gkPtGbhC

— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) September 19, 2018

8.

"If Einstein's Field Equations require energy and momentum to be defined at every space time point, they contradict the uncertainty principle for quantum states, making them incompatible with quantum theory" https://t.co/Jc0zhprqBM

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 19, 2018

9.

https://twitter.com/aChanticleer/status/1042437325605818368

10.

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1042436913699979264

11.

Jet fuel burns at 800° to 1500°F, not hot enough to melt steel (2750°F). https://t.co/H33ngqECJJ

— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) September 19, 2018

12.

Lizard people. It's lizard people, isn't it? https://t.co/2zJewxKRXK

— Dave Holloway (@DaveMedlo) September 19, 2018

13.

https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/1042428307885699073

14.

The feud between Kim Woodburn and Coleen Nolan https://t.co/Pu9ClwOoDM

— Ben Kelly (@BenKellyTweets) September 19, 2018

15.

The identity of the Zodiac killer https://t.co/CtAOpECDJo

— Dorian Lynskey (@Dorianlynskey) September 19, 2018

16.

Quantum electrodynamics https://t.co/Zepmet3G7l

— Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) September 19, 2018

17.

I really hope it's not Toad from Mario Kart. https://t.co/xxFDHtaJWB

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) September 19, 2018

18.

Is it the Bolshevik-Menshevik Split at the Second Congress, 1903? https://t.co/Ad5B9EkeyN

— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) September 19, 2018

19.

https://twitter.com/OakSapRising/status/1042472687950544897

Bonus: Matt Henley obviously has a one-track mind.

If it's not musical theatre I don't want to know https://t.co/6ir306aoTX

— Matt Hemley (@MattHemley) September 20, 2018