30 instances of Sylvanian Families going bad – foul-mouthed ‘Forest Friends’
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– have you given much thought to jesus and the path of righteousness?
– have you given much thought to the path off my property, now piss off… pic.twitter.com/t94XZ9KeOu— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 8, 2018
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– i love you jack.
– i reckon if you shuffle over a bit there’s room on there for me.
– like f**k there is. i’ll miss you jack… pic.twitter.com/hF6v2qsVl6— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 5, 2018
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– mr wonka, my boy is lactose intolerant. what delights do you have in store for him?
– not a f**king thing pal… pic.twitter.com/RoC5jZY3t5— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 2, 2018
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— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 27, 2018
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so here’s the deal, you’re gonna buy a box of our delicious cookies or i’ll be back tonight to do a shit through your letterbox… pic.twitter.com/9mV4TcnvI8
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 10, 2018
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– i’ll give you 30 seconds to talk about anything other than fortnite or the ps4 is going out the f**king window… pic.twitter.com/Uqo3L6OHqC
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 30, 2018
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– it’s my mummy’s birthday and i want to buy her a chocolate bar, but all i have is a penny, an old button and my favourite toy.
– well let’s see. that’ll buy you a big bar of ‘f**kety offety’ kid … pic.twitter.com/m7ZessvxSS— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 23, 2018
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– that dress is just so beautiful. she looks so radiant. i’m happy for them.
– sorry to spoil the moment doctor but could you finish my f**king colonoscopy… pic.twitter.com/s0EpRR2olp— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 19, 2018
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christ alive janet, i can see what you had for breakfast… pic.twitter.com/Grs3YN019P
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 8, 2018
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– everybody be cool, this is a robbery.
– any of you f**king pricks move, and i'll execute every motherf**king last one of you… pic.twitter.com/GAQnk6y8C9— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 5, 2018
