30 instances of Sylvanian Families going bad – foul-mouthed ‘Forest Friends’
21.
pipe down arsehole, i’m trying to watch miss marple… pic.twitter.com/f1SnriQfLu
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 6, 2019
22.
i see mrs haydn-jones is getting her back doors smashed in again… pic.twitter.com/YU0G3NoP5A
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 28, 2019
23.
– christ alive barry!
– don’t panic, just fetch me the butter knife… pic.twitter.com/T3V4lExMlD— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 23, 2019
24.
that was my fifth wank today and just air came out… pic.twitter.com/rXzjoH4cgC
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 15, 2019
25.
christ sake brian, i left you in charge for 2 minutes… pic.twitter.com/ANN2JYlbqY
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 14, 2019
26.
– judging by the decomposition i’d say about 2 weeks.
– i’ll call off the search… pic.twitter.com/gg1aDIDUbC— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 7, 2019
27.
bad news is the hamster’s dead. good news is that it’s soft, clean and smells like a summer meadow… pic.twitter.com/MLr9RGkXtr
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 1, 2019
28.
– look victoria, aren’t they beautiful. i call them flutterbys.
– you bucking fellend… pic.twitter.com/GuBNmWFEpM— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) April 28, 2019
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— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) April 18, 2019
30.
me? oh average guy really. i enjoy films, particularly foreign cinema. i like having ice cubes thumbed up my arse, and i especially enjoy long strolls along the beach… pic.twitter.com/SxsVtqiINC
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) April 14, 2019
