‘Every line in this is gold’
We are grateful to Philip Cowley for sharing this story of a chap who really, really wanted to go for a night out with his friends but wasn’t sure how to get it past his pregnant girlfriend.
So he did this.


Every line in this is gold. pic.twitter.com/pOMV7haA0O
— Philip Cowley (@philipjcowley) October 2, 2018
He’s not kidding.
— Henry Brubaker (@Idiot_for_hire) October 2, 2018
‘The silly thing was, it was his own money. It just didn’t make sense.’