Just 25 really funny jokes from the last week

If this week had been in a TV show, we’d say it was far fetched. The President of the European Commission, Jean-Claude Juncker, mocked Theresa May by dancing badly, Kanye West had lunch with Donald Trump – because that’s a thing now and Princess Eugenie’s sister read an excerpt from a book about deceit, infidelity and violent death, at the latest royal wedding. Meanwhile, these people on Twitter made us laugh and we think they’ll do the same for you.

1.

Why's it called Jurassic World and not A Reptile Dysfunction

— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) October 6, 2018

2.

https://twitter.com/Staggfilms/status/1049728033085636608

3.

https://twitter.com/okimstillhungry/status/1049673108943077376

4.

https://twitter.com/AndrewNadeau0/status/1049476071505231872

5.

https://twitter.com/Wetherspoon__UK/status/1048922590763470848

6.

I’m starting to lose faith in the traditional climate change mitigation plan of “only whatever is of exactly zero inconvenience to people with vast amounts of money”

— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) October 8, 2018

7.

They missed a complete open goal. WHY NOT RAMBO NUMBER FIVE? https://t.co/RnOHuvphtQ

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) October 9, 2018

8.

I’m in Ikea and I totally just read this as someone asking if anyone would like a wardrobe, in a Mancunian accent. pic.twitter.com/8WbozCOd0C

— Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) October 10, 2018

9.

Just went past your childhood home. pic.twitter.com/X6ZkqMhfi9

— Castaignede (@Castaignede) October 6, 2018

10.

someone’s earphones on the bus just connected to my phone via Bluetooth. They’re about to find out how great the Lion King soundtrack is

— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) October 8, 2018

11.

Son: How does this end?

Me: Well, some people go to heaven, but others go to hell where they are tortured forever in a horrifying apocalyptic wasteland

Son: No this movie

Me: Shrek marries Fiona

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 10, 2018

12.

https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/1050354035172302848

13.

https://twitter.com/RustyBertrand/status/1048960317957529600