Someone had the perfect punchline to this grim discovery and it almost makes it worth the bother
Sometimes – in fact, maybe most of the time – the grimmest stories can generate the biggest laughs.
And while we appreciate there’s nothing funny about finding a dead mouse in your rice, the punchline that it generated puts the ‘gold’ into Golden Sun.
To which @sbg2592 responded …
Stuart Lidl https://t.co/ktSceGlCxE
— Sam (@SamTrotChatSBG) October 22, 2018
Boom.
@LidlUK can I be your head of marketing now? I’m full of these.
— SBG (@sbg2592) October 22, 2018
Seriously
— SBG (@sbg2592) October 22, 2018
And it didn’t end there.
@paige_morrison I’m done shopping at budget supermarkets FUCK THAT
— Hannah (@hannahcarbis) October 22, 2018
That’s not a very mice thing to say
— SBG (@sbg2592) October 22, 2018
You’ve made my night x
— Hannah (@hannahcarbis) October 22, 2018
Thank you, this is a nice end to our ‘tail’
— SBG (@sbg2592) October 22, 2018
I wish I was witty enough to think of a mouse pun back 😩😩
— Hannah (@hannahcarbis) October 22, 2018
We best stop before you get ratty
— SBG (@sbg2592) October 22, 2018
Reply of the week, we reckon. And an honourable mention to …
https://twitter.com/abimurphyy/status/1054465727489630209