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There’s flirting … and then there’s flirting

John Plunkett. Updated October 23rd, 2018

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This isn’t what the ‘no petting’ signs looked like at swimming pools when we were kids.

‘No flirting’

Although, given the state of this sign shared on Reddit, goodness knows what ‘no petting’ would look like.

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