People are sharing the stupidest thing they did that got them into trouble at school – our 25 favourites
13.
Flicking bits of pritt stick and getting in trouble because it could have glued a girl to the chair during a fire and she could have died https://t.co/Nl3gwfr8RE
— naoise gallagher (@GallagherNaoise) November 14, 2018
14.
I got detention for talking when the teacher was talking, but I was telling a boy named Cody to stop talking because the teacher was talking.
— zoe (@ZoeYohn) November 14, 2018
15.
i poked my friend in the face gently with a lead pencil. the teacher said, "what if it had been a knife?" an absolutely insane hypothetical which i still grapple with today https://t.co/SDq2RuWMTm
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) November 15, 2018
16.
I got a detention because my friends pushed me down a muddy hill and it went on my record as “frolicking in the mud with boys” ??
— Charlotte (@charlottekw2) November 14, 2018
17.
I got told off for saying that The Boy in The Striped Pyjamas was historically inaccurate and a stupid novel with no plausibility when I was 11. I also was told I was wrong and ridiculous for suggesting that there was lakes and rivers in Antartica and that they were just frozen.
— KARISMAS 🎄🎄🎄 (@KarisPilkBoyne) November 14, 2018
18.
Playing with girls. The dinner ladies told me I had to go find some friends that were boys and said I wasn’t allowed to play with my two best friends that were girls.
If you’re reading this dinner ladies, I’ve got lots of friends that are boys now, sucked most of ‘em off too x https://t.co/zYHqBPsdVl
— James Ockerby (@JamesOck_) November 14, 2018
19.
A friend of mine got kicked out of class for telling the supply teacher that his name was Finbar. Which it was.
— Gnat (@mattaw1982) November 14, 2018
20.
Got in trouble in primary for borrowing ‘too many’ library books. The teacher made me count them out in front of the whole class as if that was punishment sorry I want to read????
— SaraLizzieB (@SaraLizzieB) November 14, 2018
21.
I got in big trouble in first grade for doing an anatomically correct drawing of Dalmatian puppies nursing from their mother. Teacher AND principal were mad there were nipples.
“BUT DOGS HAVE NIPPLES!!” I yelled back. https://t.co/4B298GIVw9— ALB (@albinwonderland) November 15, 2018
22.
I’m a very animated talker and I got detention when I was 10 for gesturing too wildly during a conversation and accidentally slapping my teacher’s coffee all over her as she passed by 😭
— lele (@lunalarosaa) November 14, 2018
23.
My parents and I had to sit down with my 8th grade teacher to talk about how often I was drawing Batman on my worksheets and how if I didn’t stop it I would go nowhere.
— Mitch Gerads (@MitchGerads) November 15, 2018
24.
For asking if Adam and Eve had two sons where did the rest of the world come from
— G99 (@just_tired39) November 14, 2018
25.
got a note sent home to my ma because when a teacher asked if we could all see the board I said no but everyone else said yes and he said I was "disrupting the learning process" https://t.co/O6y5A5GQR8
— dan (@dan__rafferty) November 14, 2018
26.
Everyone was gathered outside in cold weather waiting to get in after lunch (the lunchroom was in a different building). Surveying the crowd, I joked: “If we all just decided to go in, there would be nothing they could do to stop us!” I got detention for “inciting a riot.”
— Funk Di Fino (@apkallu7) November 14, 2018
27.
In music class in primary school I was acting out playing Castanets to a friend and the teacher thought I was mocking her for talking too much and I was sent out of the class😂
— Jake (@JakeMeToChurch) November 14, 2018
And there was this cautionary post-script.
I was such a terrible, unforgivably disruptive class clown responsible for so many near expellable things that my karma was ending up as a teacher for last chance students for 3 years. I knew all the ways to cheat and cause classroom chaos. I was their worst nightmare 🤣 https://t.co/oaKggFOdbi
— Jesse Cox (@JesseCox) November 15, 2018
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