People are sharing the jobs they wanted when they were 5 and it’s an innocent delight
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Assign names to lipsticks at the lipstick factory. Still want that gig💄
— Maria Scarlett (@MariaScarlett12) January 24, 2019
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i'm a skateboarding, time-traveling lead guitarist https://t.co/5FsDF9bcan
— dυĸĸнa єαяl (@pimecorp) January 24, 2019
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I own a bakery and consume 90% of my product. Which, yeah. Fair. https://t.co/dgIqYBLdyk
— Stephanie Cost (@stephanie_draws) January 24, 2019
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I'm a broadway star who moonlights as a paleontologist during her off season. https://t.co/HUDuYVAiVF
— Amelia E.✨On the Road To Wrestlemania✨ (@BrowncoatAuror) January 24, 2019
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Good news everyone, I am now an astronaut who is also the president. https://t.co/T3JqcX8cic
— Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) (@Keffy) January 24, 2019
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I am an oceanographer…I now mostly vomit on boats for a living. https://t.co/9vH4AcbD91
— Hank Green @ VidCon London! (@hankgreen) January 25, 2019
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I didn't want a job when I was 5. https://t.co/MN6QdkMeQq
— Twitch.tv/brianlimond (@DaftLimmy) January 25, 2019
There were also lucky people like this.
I am a pediatrician. That’s what I wanted to do when I was 5.
— Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (@MelissaNymeros) January 24, 2019
Teacher (realized) pic.twitter.com/MotSweQxYZ
— Eileen Kasai (@olikolokolo) January 24, 2019
And then there was this person who for some reason rang very true.
At age five I looked into my father's eyes and said, "when I grow up I want to post online all day from my basement and maybe do a podcast." Never give up on your childhood dreams https://t.co/nVoMrCJow0
— Erik Hane (@erikhane) January 24, 2019