Simply 19 very funny descriptions of Boris Johnson’s new haircut
11.
Weave or Rogaine?
— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 6, 2019
12.
As thin as the argument to leave the EU.
— Drew (@DrewHeatley) March 6, 2019
13.
Short back, sides & national front
— Tim Slack (@TimboTalks) March 6, 2019
14.
Professional baby.
— cluedont (@cluedont) March 6, 2019
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Did his hair vote leave?
— Russ (@RussellSmith64) March 6, 2019
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Like a soft boiled egg that’s rolled under the fridge
— Barzini (@Barzini_TLW) March 6, 2019
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Fun fact! Did you know that Boris loses a single hair for every lie he tells…
— iGeek (@GThorston) March 6, 2019
18.
I guess the bit at the front is where the pillow rubs…
— Nigel South (@nothing_human) March 6, 2019
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That is not a haircut. It’s an agricultural accident.
— Argheffbee (@54bobb) March 6, 2019
Ooh, and we rather liked this little take from the great Greg Jenner.
I’ve mixed feelings about Boris Johnson’s hair. I try never to mock people for their bodies because that’s not cool or fair, but Johnson weaponised his hair as iconic branding and I’ve seen him deliberately mess it up before giving a speech. So, he politicised his own image.
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) March 6, 2019
I think we have to be compassionate when people in the public eye change and age. Because we all age, and I’d rather judge people on their deeds and character – the stuff they control. But Johnson’s hair feels somehow talismanic of his ego, so I can see why people want to jeer
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) March 6, 2019
Incidentally, I’m currently writing about the symbolism of celebrity hair in my new book. So this is very on brand for me
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) March 6, 2019