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You told us what Emily Maitlis was scribbling in frustration on Newsnight – our 17 favourite guesses

Oonagh Keating. Updated March 13th, 2019

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@Pibasedlifeform

10.

@slimshady1961

11.

@AndyKenGardner

12.

@tim89063483

13.

@Simon_Pegg

14.

@StoneMunki

15.

@PlanetLBakers

16.

@Iain7Iain

17.

@boltonsailor

Twitter user, @dysondoc, suspected Emily might have used her journalistic savvy to make a prediction.

Good guess.

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