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Best Police Note Ever

John Plunkett. Updated May 13th, 2019

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If only it always worked out like this every time you got blind drunk and found yourself being picked up by the police.

Bravo, Hertfordshire police!

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The police interrupted this group chat with an important message and it’s brilliant

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