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Tinder profile of the week

John Plunkett. Updated May 23rd, 2019

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We don’t go on Tinder very often (ever) but we imagine it’s important to come up with a profile that helps you stand out from the crowd.

Like this one, for instance.

It’s the last line that’s the killer.

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