These 14 things “never heard in a superhero movie” are funny because they’re true
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Please tell me your origin story for the 5th time pic.twitter.com/hJKFJNadNc
— Baby Deadpool Powerpuff (@Eminem11684) June 23, 2019
9.
The suit needs nipples. #NeverHeardInASuperheroMovie pic.twitter.com/rLiqqzxLli
— Michael 🎧 (@quickbear) June 23, 2019
10.
#NeverHeardInASuperheroMovie You know, some nights I really just need to close the blinds and the drapes so I can eat a pint of pistachio ice cream in my undies unbothered. pic.twitter.com/5dMbEUu4Yg
— Wes Borucki (@CrimsonTideWes) June 23, 2019
11.
#NeverHeardInASuperheroMovie “look, let’s fight another day okay? My boss said he would fire me if I’m late or leave early one more time!”
— Dave (@LangleyBoy37) June 23, 2019
12.
“You ever noticed Bruce Wayne and Batman have similar chins?… #NeverHeardInASuperheroMovie pic.twitter.com/DGnbUW41cq
— Bims_World (@Bims_World) June 23, 2019
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I worked out yesterday, so I’m feeling a bit Thor today. #NeverHeardInASuperheroMovie pic.twitter.com/aGBfeok36w
— Markis (@_MarkWithAnM) June 23, 2019
14.
"My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive…well kind of there is always someone who is faster than me and somehow I let people escape even though I can run so fast I can travel through time. Hmm, definitely in the top 5 fastest"
#NeverHeardInASuperheroMovie pic.twitter.com/aQX7uO1hrc
— Morgan Jenkins (@MorgannJenkiins) June 23, 2019
Hashtag fan, Tam09, had an excellent point, as long as we’re talking about Marvel.
"Look! It's Stan Lee!"#NeverHeardInASuperheroMovie pic.twitter.com/UPVswy2dvN
— Tam09 (@Tam0953293431) June 23, 2019
H/T: Twitter Moments
