Donald Trump said Americans “took over the airports” in the 1770s – 13 hilarious clapbacks

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#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Little-Known Fact: We won because so many British soldiers couldn't fit their muskets in the overhead bin on their flights over.

— ReallyDon'tTrump (@reallyDontTrump) July 5, 2019

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Dearest, the battle for gate C4 was hard fought, but we prevailed. Alas, we ran out of ammunition, and had to lob our stores of Cinnabons at them. The sacrifices of war try our souls. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— Diane@hpochocolate1 (@hpochocolate1) July 5, 2019

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Never forget The Battle of Terminal 3 pic.twitter.com/ghdCVu24pB

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) July 5, 2019

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Dearest Martha,
Please ensure to pack our socks. We shant ride in the flying carriage whilst having our feet exposed.
George#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/yksgtGK5A1

— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) July 5, 2019

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The word “airport” is evidenced as far back as the early 1900s. https://t.co/kZe2D0osRo

— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) July 5, 2019

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We beat them at the battle of Bowling Green! We destroyed their airports and tossed their covfefe in the Boston Massacre harbor while storming the ramparts with our raucous Red Glares! @realDonaldTrump

— Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) July 5, 2019

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Little known fact: if Paul Revere didn’t do TSA Precheck, he would not have been able to get so quickly through checkout and warn that the British was coming. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

— Damian Ayers (@Talented_Xth) July 5, 2019

Of course, it could be that Trump simply has unique history books – THE BEST! After all, this totally real photograph exists.

I’d like to dedicate this Fourth of July to George Washington: the first President of the United States, Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army and one of the most badass fighter pilots in American history. pic.twitter.com/CuU5WlsWkm

— Guillotine Wolf (@Gastodon) July 5, 2019

H/T Guardian