Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

If you’ve dashed in here to get away from Makerfield by-election news, good choice. If you want to avoid US politics – not quite as good.

There’s a lot of other stuff here, though – puns, funny pics, observational comedy – so we’re sure everyone will find something they like.

Let’s dive in.

1.

My wife: You know how I say you’re very clumsy for such a graceful man? Well you’re also very dumb for such a smart guy.

Me: Ok well are you just gonna stand there and rag on me or are you gonna help me get my head out of the posts on the bannister?

— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) June 12, 2026

2.

don't worry, we'll never ask you this https://t.co/72iAHMp2xg

— Ryanair (@Ryanair) June 17, 2026

3.

Me: I bought a new pair of flip-flops and they are digging into the top of my foot.

Therapist: This was the emergency?

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) June 15, 2026

4.

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) June 16, 2026

5.

I taught a man to fish and he made lemonade. Ungrateful bastard.

— Wilde Thingy (new account) (@WilderThingy) June 17, 2026

6.

When you finally get your hands on that pigeon that’s been droppin’ deuces on your car. pic.twitter.com/xzytqJiijU

— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) June 15, 2026

7.

theyll never be able to afford a nest https://t.co/FDPRatUdaQ

— once and future wife geist (@wife_geist) June 17, 2026

8.

I talk a lot of shit for a guy sitting in the ER with his hand stuck inside a Pringles can.

— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) June 17, 2026

9.

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

— trash jones (@jzux) June 17, 2026

10.

Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool https://t.co/KUHV4vH3tx pic.twitter.com/WFZohxNuWq

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) June 15, 2026

11.

I just got fired from Microsoft. I was the guy responsible for making sure that when you start typing your password in on the Windows lock screen, it ignores your first keystroke for no fucking reason

— tmuxvim (@tmuxvim) June 17, 2026

12.

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) June 15, 2026