Esther McVey compared Boris Johnson to a panda and these are the only replies you need
Esther McVey – not entirely a stranger to these pages – has been Esther McVeying again with this interview in the Times in which she compared so-called prime minister Boris Johnson to a panda.
And the – Google, Google – housing minister meant it in a good way.
‘Boris is a panda 🐼 he has the energy and tornado personality needed to reconnect with working voters let down by the London-centric Labour Party.’
If you’re wondering if a panda analogy isn’t quite the correct one, then you’d probably be right. Here are our favourite things people said about it.
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https://twitter.com/keirshiels/status/1180456621954207746
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They are on the verge of extinction and are so incredibly lazy, they barely shag, but ok
— •• (@agirlcalledlina) 5 October 2019
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https://twitter.com/davidallengreen/status/1180538159677005824
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Pandas do not have energy, nor do they have 'tornado personalities'. They also have to be coerced into sex/reproduction, which doesn't appear to affect Boris. Furthermore, were it not for human sentimentality, they would probably be extinct. In short, they're nature's simpletons https://t.co/XIlyl24T8T
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) October 5, 2019
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Don’t agree with Esther often but Boris-Panda is bang on:
“After mating, the male panda leaves the female alone to raise the cub.”
— Frank Cottrell-Boyce (@frankcottrell_b) 5 October 2019
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Esther "David Attenborough" Mcvey, here, using an animal famous for its lack of energy to describe Tornado Johnson. P. S. Pandas are notoriously reluctant to shag, so that's 0 for 2. https://t.co/O5cmdxzHQF
— Oonagh (@Okeating) October 5, 2019
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Good analogy.
Panda's eat, shoots and leaves.
— Wolfie. #EL4C (@Tpopularfront) 5 October 2019
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He's a short dicked twat who should be extinct and he's here to bamboo-zle us kill me now. https://t.co/NESEo5RdHm
— David Quantick (@quantick) October 5, 2019
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A panda's daily diet consists almost entirely of various bamboos. They eat between 20 and 30 pounds of bamboo a day. Consequently, they also defecate up to 40 times a day. If you equate Johnson's speech to a Pandas excrement, then yes Johnson is a Panda
— sue#NHSLove (@SueSuezep) 5 October 2019
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Trying hard to remember the last time anybody in the history of language itself associated the phrases "a panda" and "energy and tornado personality" https://t.co/gml23zG3hh
— katie spalding (@supermathskid) October 5, 2019
To sum up …
https://twitter.com/grahamlithgow/status/1180564684593881088
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