Simply 26 times Joe Wilkinson was very funny on Twitter
14.
Don’t know what I prefer a hose pipe ban or a power cut
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) April 25, 2019
15.
What I admire most about andy murray’s mum is that she still insists that she doesn’t have a favourite ??
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) July 9, 2019
16.
Spare a thought for all those people at Glastonbury who hate it and want to go home but haven’t got the guts to tell their friends. My advice to you is to use this time to think of an excuse why you can’t go next year!
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) June 30, 2019
17.
I don’t know how to add an emoji so instead at the end of my texts I describe in brackets what I would have added if I had found it. Like I sent my neighbour a text and at the end I wrote in (smiley face head butting a neighbour cos he keeps throwing his dog shit over my fence)
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) April 8, 2019
18.
This country should be shamed of itself. I’ve been listening to Nigel Farage on LBC for 6 minutes now and no one has phoned in to call him a tit.
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) April 7, 2019
19.
Just totted up all the times I’ve wiped my arse. Bloody hell, it’s loads ?
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) August 23, 2019
20.
Apparently one of the deleted scenes from Star Wars was Hans solo picking up chewbaccas shit, tying it up in a small plastic bag and then hanging it on a fence on the way back to the millennium falcon.
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) February 16, 2019
21.
People ask who would play you in the movie of your life? I think the more interesting question is how did you get the funding ?
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) January 12, 2019
22.
Just suffered a skateboarding injury. I got punched in the face for not growing up
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) November 17, 2018
23.
I can’t wait to get up in the night to have a piss
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) November 8, 2018
24.
Kids are so lucky cos it’s not weird when they walk home in their judo kit
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) September 19, 2018
25.
Congratulations to everyone with a nice body who has never felt the need to take a picture of themselves in the bathroom mirror.
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) July 26, 2018
26.
I’m on a train. If you are on a train put your hand up and if we are on the same train I’ll know.
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) June 7, 2018
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