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Donald Trump claimed his humiliating Dana White reverse ferret was all a big joke but no one was buying the punch line

Things have been a little hectic lately for Donald Trump.

He got absolutely demolished in the midterm elections.

He got flustered on 60 Minutes.

Now he can’t find a replacement for his most publicly humiliating hire, Press Secertary Katie Zacharia.

For those who have successfully wiped memories of Zacharia’s mortifying public appearances from their mind, she was the one who couldn’t complete a sentence and got fired after five days on the job.

One would think Donnie would put a lot of thought and consideration into the next Press Secretary so as to avoid another embarrassing situation.

But that’s not how Donnie works. So instead of vetting professionals who have been building their entire careers towards a role like this, Trump quickly glanced at a list put together by his staff and saw a familiar name and ran with it.

Which is how we got Trump’s Truth Social post anointing UFC boss Dana White as the next Press Secretary of the United States.

Entirely believable rumours later spread that Trump had confused one Dana White for another, that other Dana White being someone who actually might be fit for the job.

Whatever the truth, it was sorely humiliating for Trump either way. Which he only made worse by coming out and suggesting the whole thing was a big joke.

It was so funny, his own home news network decided to debate the choice as a serious news topic.

The replies on Twitter weren’t as generous with their response.

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