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A guy had the best response to this woman’s ‘Titanic’ Tinder bio and won the internet

John Plunkett. Updated November 11th, 2019

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Over on Tinder a 24 y/o woman offered up a deep – very deep – reason why she wouldn’t be sending anyone nude pictures any time soon.

And this guy’s response was so good he won the internet.

And he might even have won her over too.

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This woman’s Tinder profile escalates quickly, very quickly indeed

Source Reddit u/squirtfingerzking

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