Keep your sense of humour intact with these 16 general election jokes

9.

Mate you're not even tough enough to go on Andrew Neil. https://t.co/jMONX7Y3il

— Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo) December 1, 2019

10.

Galaxy brain: Keep the fixed term parliament act but change the term to 3 months

— Ed Jefferson (@edjeff) December 3, 2019

11.

The Brexit Deal is ready to go, slam it in the microwave, pierce the film lid, give it 4 mins in a conventional 800W oven, take it out again, peel back the compartment with the butter chicken, give it a stir, give it a further m-wait no I'm talking about butter chicken now sorry.

— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) December 3, 2019

12.

"… so yes, they might have been in power for over 9yrs & yes, everything is absolutely fucked& yes they are clearly pure evil, but… I just don't trust that Jeremy Corbyn." pic.twitter.com/I3pN7EIxSl

— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) December 3, 2019

13.

Say what you want about the general election but it’s useful getting daily reminders to take your antidepressants

— Ahir Shah (@AhirShah) November 27, 2019

14.

Lord Patten speaks for a nation pic.twitter.com/HrxGqgVlXb

— Rosamund Urwin (@RosamundUrwin) December 3, 2019

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Boris Johnson praising nations coming together, making them stronger, preserving peace.
If only there were a group of nations in Europe who did that that we could be part of, some union or something. pic.twitter.com/cXmPMZIukL

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 4, 2019

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If I wanted a lying narcissist to make decisions on my behalf I’d have married my first boyfriend.

— Ingrid Oliver (@ingridoliver100) November 27, 2019

Writer Sathnam Sanghera has found a way to cope with the election overload.

My consumption of cat videos is increasing exponentially in the runup to the General Election. By Election Day I'll probably be in a cat onesie, eating Whiskas and coughing up furballs.

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) December 3, 2019

Point us towards the cat onesie shop, please and thank you.

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