We flushed out the best toilet roll jokes – our 17 favourites
10.
HE'S BEEN! pic.twitter.com/YzKVxSQzCW
— Codename: Gary Seven (@Supervisor1_9_4) March 13, 2020
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I have 18 Rolls of luxury loo paper and 10 bottles of Clarisen hand sanitizer – looking to swap for a 3 bed house in Chelsea! #coronavirus #panicbuyinguk pic.twitter.com/LXZ54tjOsP
— Charlie Simeon (@CharlieSimeon) March 9, 2020
12.
One day I will have my grandkids on my knee in front of my fireplace and he’s going to ask… grandpappy what were you doing during the great American toilet paper famine? I’ll tell that kid I did my part by not eating heart healthy grains. #NSNG
— Vinnie Tortorich (@VinnieTortorich) March 13, 2020
13.
Things are looking good for the Andrex puppy these days. #COVID2019 #panickbuying #panicbuyinguk pic.twitter.com/sM0JIrpfGS
— Graeme (@spacecadet0697) March 9, 2020
14.
Do you think people are just sat at home disappointed that they’re not shitting more?
— Nick Fuckin' Helm (@TheNickHelm) March 9, 2020
15.
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna
I really really really wanna 9 pack of Andrex quilted, a bottle of Carex hand gel, two tins of tomatoes, and a 500g bag of penne please.
— Dr Philip *👏WASH🧼YOUR🧴HANDS👏* Lee (@drphiliplee1) March 6, 2020
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Toilet paper is out of stock. Cat litter isn't. You know what you need to do. #toiletpaperpanic
— Thomas G. Burt (@thomasgburt) March 6, 2020
17.
So it seems that what we fear the most is the inability to wipe our arses. #COVID19
— Dom Joly (@domjoly) March 6, 2020
Finally, a tip from comedian Craig Deeley, should the toilet paper supplies really dry up.
What toilet paper shortage? pic.twitter.com/ZVi8DPTUnM
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) March 6, 2020
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This tale of 2 people fighting over the last toilet roll has a very pleasing plot twist
Image @CharlieSimeon
