Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
babe are you okay??? you’ve barely touched your chromatica limited edition curry pic.twitter.com/HO9YTmle9U
— hotdogsz (@hotdogsz) January 31, 2021
14.
I'm pretty sure my little brother exists only because I got too old to be my mama's remote control.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) January 30, 2021
15.
I’ve just sent my boyfriends mum a text saying “horny :)” instead of him while sat in the living room with his family, how’s your Friday?
— Katie Gloster (@katie_gloster) January 29, 2021
16.
No thanks, ancestry dot com. I don’t like the family I’m aware of; I really don’t need to know about anyone else
— 🇨🇦 Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 (@FuzzyDuck17) February 1, 2021
17.
I’m so happy for her pic.twitter.com/FiLPRahgrt
— 🦋 (@immanwrld) February 2, 2021
18.
Reaction from my kids after explaining how sex works:
“You’ve done this THREE TIMES?”
— megan (@meganmuircoyle) February 3, 2021
19.
Me: I don't think this YouTube video is appropriate.
5-year-old: If you're scared, I can watch by myself.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 3, 2021
20.
“Why isn’t your camera on”
Me: pic.twitter.com/WgF4zlfGfx
— STEAZY-A (@steazya) February 3, 2021
21.
just picked up a rubber band that had been in the same spot on my bedroom floor for a month. absolutely incredible to see what i’m capable of when i give it my all
— charlie (@chunkbardey) February 1, 2021
22.
I’m just a girl, looking inside my fridge, asking the random contents to come together and make something edible.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 3, 2021
23.
The secret to writing a convincing fairy tale is to begin every chapter with one huge ass letter
— Steve vs. Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) February 3, 2021
24.
I’m not exaggerating when I say I’m into old guys — the last guy I dated had an aol email address.
— AlwaysAshley (@AshleyFrankly) February 2, 2021
25.
Good evening to everyone who puts the oven at 200 no matter what. You’re my sort of people.
— Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) February 4, 2021
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The 25 funniest tweets of the week
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