Simply 26 of the funniest tweets from the viral ‘the CDC says’ meme

13.

The CDC said everyone can leave work early today.

— Stewson (@BaronVonStewson) May 14, 2021

14.

my dad works for the CDC & he said everyone attending festivals this year is required to wear deodorant

— ray volpe (@rayvolpe) May 15, 2021

15.

The CDC says we can get 5 more minutes of recess because we were extra quiet during silent reading

— Logan Rex (@Loganrex2022) May 14, 2021

16.

CDC says fully vaccinated people can join the cast of Knives Out 2

— ben wasserman (@benwassertweet) May 13, 2021

17.

cdc said it’s my turn on the xbox

— Spencer Agnew (@Spennser) May 13, 2021

18.

The CDC says there should be another season of New Girl. pic.twitter.com/UZFFx2SZBS

— New Girl Quotes (@WhosThtGirl_) May 14, 2021

19.

the CDC says I am very very cute. not sure why it’s on their official website but I guess it’s law now ?

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 14, 2021

20.

the CDC said you can take your mask off once you're vaccinated, but the mandate against making small talk with me remains in effect indefinitely.

— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) May 13, 2021

21.

the CDC say you have to help me open this can of beans

— flappy (@funflaps) May 14, 2021

22.

Is the CDC allowing mimes to perform again or nah?

— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) May 17, 2021

23.

the CDC announced that it is now safe to stop using condoms if you pinky-promise you don't have any STDs

— the hype (@TheHyyyype) May 14, 2021

24.

The CDC says if you're fully vaccinated, you dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind.

— (@Wieneraaron) May 14, 2021

25.

The CDC says that unvaccinated people can now pretend to be vaccinated

— Rogue CDC (@RogueCDCgov) May 16, 2021

26.

The CDC recommends still wearing masks on Halloween, when performing a surgery, when attending an Eyes Wide Shut party, and when trying to get away with an evil scheme, inevitably broken up by Scooby Doo and his friends.

— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) May 14, 2021

Bonus – this relatable comment.

i don’t care what the cdc says, just stay away from me ❤️

— kait (@kaitseitz) May 15, 2021

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