Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
The average British house price in 1991 was £56,000 and in 2021 it's £268,000, a rate of inflation of almost 500%.
A You've Been Framed clip in 1991 paid £250 and in 2021? £250. A rate of inflation of 0%. No wonder young people can't get on the property ladder. Disgusting.
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) June 2, 2021
14.
"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
— J á m é s 💐 (@onnlyfeels) June 1, 2021
15.
To this day I do not know why this little piggy was eating roast beef. No clue. None. Baffling.
— Dead Pan Nick (@Contwixt) June 2, 2021
16.
Imagine being David Attenborough and having to pretend all animals are good when objectively at least 80% of them are shit
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) June 2, 2021
17.
she’ll text you back man, she’s just screenshotting your message and sending it to her friend with the caption “yikes”
— trash jones (@jzux) June 2, 2021
18.
At the Oooh Betty Ford Clinic, they help you in moments of weakness by assigning you a frank sponsor.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 2, 2021
19.
We are under relentless social pressure to improve our skills and self-optimise. Yet if you become *too* skilled and beat the goddess Athena in a weaving contest, she will turn you into a spider. You might as well take a break and rest.
— Icona 📚 (@Iconawrites) June 1, 2021
20.
This meeting could have been an email. That email could have been a fistfight in the alley
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) June 2, 2021
21.
I forgot to pick up a bag of salad at the grocery store so I had to improvise and throw $5 in the garbage.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 2, 2021
22.
Sometimes parenting means asking the tough questions like "Who taped all these balloons to the dog?"
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 2, 2021
23.
The Modern Pentathlon logo makes it look like two of the athletes are in big trouble. pic.twitter.com/FuvagphLjI
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) June 3, 2021
24.
Every cop show: damn, this serial killer is crafty, very smart and sneaky
Every true crime podcast: despite dozens of complaints from neighbors, it took over a year for police to investigate the source of the foul odor
— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) June 2, 2021
25.
telling my kids this is where babies come from pic.twitter.com/S94UNxfW9Z
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) June 2, 2021
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Our 25 favourite tweets from this week
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