Simply 25 of the best tweets from this week
13.
The greatest tag line in the history of tag lines 👑 pic.twitter.com/lkachBDFva
— Alan Swan (@alanswan) June 17, 2021
14.
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. pic.twitter.com/hegpqOagPA
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) June 14, 2021
15.
Jeff Bezos blastin himsel into space after splittin wae his wife is the biggest “av seen yer das taken the divorce well” as far as the records go
— . (@cav0rting) June 16, 2021
16.
Me: Eats tomato sauce the day after my 35th birthday
My stomach: pic.twitter.com/6PULNPhxpd
— A Bearer Of Dad News🇬🇾 (@HomeWithPeanut) June 16, 2021
17.
do you ever look back over old relationships and think about all the red flags you just decided to ignore and wonder how long really were they cheating on you with Catriona from their Semaphore Class
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 16, 2021
18.
the perfect tattoo doesn’t exis— pic.twitter.com/jUhrQu6By4
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) June 15, 2021
19.
Nice to see Austria’s third most famous @fotc cover band at the game pic.twitter.com/la5QQzWCuA
— Glenn Wool (@GlennWool) June 17, 2021
20.
hitman: *assassinates banana* oh wait this is my shopping list
— Contemplectomy (@coral_dew) June 15, 2021
21.
investor: so it’s like a spoon going into a baby’s mouth?
orville wright: but in the air, yes
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 11, 2021
22.
“Shape of you” by Ed Sheeran is my favorite song about potatoes
— MF FairyPrincessSmoo (@Smooheed) June 14, 2021
23.
Me the 13th duke of Wybourne alone at 3am with a bag of Dreamies…..with my reputation pic.twitter.com/wEqFpEZcWI
— Paul (@bingowings14) June 17, 2021
24.
me whenever i am asked to do one (1) task pic.twitter.com/Pjcu2HeOo4
— Matt Ortile (@ortile) June 16, 2021
25.
Mrs is off her head, bought the dug a full roast chicken for his birthday 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/mO9OMkvhuN
— Conor McGinty (@ConorMcGinty17) June 16, 2021
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