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The top 20 pettiest reasons for calling the emergency services

11. Then they ordered it with pineapple and got arrested


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12. Because she wanted to …give them another review? 🤷

13. She “threw away” the leftover fries

14. These calls will outlast cockroaches

15. Bona fide child cruelty

16. Could be worse – could have been Rottweilers


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17. Tell me you’re privileged without telling me you’re privileged

18. Emergency for werewolves

19. if this were illegal, there’d be no time to solve other crimes

20. Who has pizza with ham sandwiches?

This went pretty meta.

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This one-star reviewer called the police after she was late for a haircut and got entirely the response she deserved

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