Our 25 favourite tweets of the week

13.

Run in a zig zag pattern if you're being chased by a person in crocs. RT to save a life

— No Pants Papple 🚫👖🍍 (@pantless_papple) July 7, 2021

14.

I keep a knife by my bed in case someone tries to break in with an uncut pie

— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) July 7, 2021

15.

Hermes is the Greek god of ‘we left your parcel behind a bin’.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 7, 2021

16.

just pick it off the pizza, you won't taste it

~ one of the many lies black olive lovers tell us

— an english human 😐 (@English_Channel) July 5, 2021

17.

my first day as a raccoon pic.twitter.com/2l1He9kazI

— ꧁.and he joked again.💥 (@AndyJokedAgain) July 4, 2021

18.

This is what the entire 90's felt like pic.twitter.com/KAMXJoylYz

— Sads Dikkelsen (@Merzboner) July 7, 2021

19.

the main thing that I have learned from watching bake off and the pottery throwdown is that there are exactly two British emotions: chuffed and gutted

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) July 7, 2021

20.

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment

the environment: pic.twitter.com/HRnthigynI

— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) July 6, 2021

21.

I love these movies but I don't think giving him a gun is the right choice, creatively https://t.co/tYmRkswk0J

— Al Kennedy (@housetoastonish) July 7, 2021

22.

MOVING IS TOP 2 WORST ADULT ACTIVITIES AND IT AINT 2.

— Tito’s n Soda. 🇻🇮 (@ViSneakerBoy) July 7, 2021

23.

Well well well, if it isn't the task I put off yesterday in the hope that it would somehow disappear.

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) July 6, 2021

24.

whoever came up with the spelling for the word “diarrhea” definitely had it at the time

— FRO VO (@fro_vo) July 7, 2021

25.

ok maybe one diggity

— john (@mrjohndarby) July 8, 2021

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25 Twitter gems from the past week for your enjoyment

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